Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Friday, February 20, 2009

Politics, Simplified.

Politics

Whatever political ideology you may have, you'll surely get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.



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Oh well, perfect illustration of what Philippine Politics is!

Maktub!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

After Serving Two Terms As US President, What's Next?

Now that Barack Obama formally occupies the highest seat in the US Government, what do you think will happen to former President George W. Bush?

After A President's Term

After serving two full terms as US President, Bush is left with no other choice but to leave the Whitehouse and find a new job. So, if you have an opening, kindly contact him as soon as possible.

Caveat: Not sure though what or how much he knows. Lol.


For us Filipinos, can't wait until 2010. Hope to see her projecting also the same pose outside MalacaƱan Palace. And please just double the dose of the caveat should you be interested to hire her. Eheh.



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Maktub!